The Toblater Story

A journal of 6 food loving, sweet-toothed lasses persevering the never ending quandary against the utterly fattening Malaysian delicacies. Under the guidance of 2 trainers with opposing modus operandi, these lasses contend for “The Biggest Looser” title over the next 6 months. Follow their compelling tales of forced diets, loathed workouts, amusing treacheries, inspirational insights, infectious gossips and all things related/unrelated to this trivial tussle of feminine, yet feisty vixens

September 30, 2009

Where Art Thee??

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Me'ah has gone A.W.O.L!

Team 2 is getting worried!! Me'ah, you MUST touch base with us by this week. Or else.. hmm...or else....heehee.. I shall keep Team 1 guessing since intelligence revealed that they are on some seeekrittt mission after being thrown off balance when they found out about the Estee Lauder Walk. (Aisehmenn, it's only 3km walk-lahhhh! Not 30km Marathon)

So yeah Me'ah. Pretty please report for duty by this week. We miss you!!

He Burst My Bubble

I was having lunch with my colleague at the foodcourt today when i was approached by an acquaintance.

Mr. A  : Eh, you dah kurus lah. You buat apa? ("You look slimmer. What did you do?")

Me       : Tak buat apa la. Kan puasa ("Nothing. It was the fasting month")

Mr. A  : Eh, you tak amik apa-apa ke? You nampak dah kurus ("Are you sure you did not take 'anything'? You look like you've lost some weight")

Me       : Tak, I...

he then rudely quickly cut me off

Mr. A  : I rasa you pakai baju hitamla sbb tu you nampak mcm dah kurus. Yelah, it's the baju ("I think the reason why you look slimmer is because you're wearing black. Yup, it's the top")

...and walked away.

I was stumped. Budussss.. (Stoooopiddddd).

Key Learning: If you think you've lost weight; do not wear black.

H.A.N.G.M.A.N - Part 1

 


hangman Mess' will be tying the knot soon but till then, we will not axe her from the list just yet.




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Who will be next? ('Me! Me! Me!' - odah and senah shouting in the background)

September 29, 2009

The Weigh-In: Part Deux

I'm proposing our next weigh-in be held on either Sat 17th Oct (Deepavali Day) or Sun 25th Oct (Day of Beyonce's concert). Reason being:

  • this wkd 3hb: the host is not in KL

  • next wkd 10hb: a bunch of us are going underwater

  • then it's Deepavali wkd (18hb I can't make it, I menjalankan tugasan atas panggilan)

  • then it's Beyonce wkd


Any input from the others? Cik Host OK ke with those dates? If not, then ladies please put down your votes.

September 27, 2009

Should I feel guilty?

I'm not writing on my team's progress thus far but on what happened to me before going to the office this morning. You see, I had to be at the office by 9am and was already running late by the time I left home. I quickly got into my car, pressed the alarm button and closed the gate hoping that I could reach the office on time. I got onto the road within seconds and slowly passed by my neighbours' homes to exit my residential area when I saw a black and white pedigree of unknown breed (PUB) (sorry, I was really running late!) running helter skelter on the same road ahead of me with an Indonesian maid chasing after it - must be an alternative way to get the Indonesian maid to lose some weight, I thought!

As there was a blue Suzuki Vitara wanted to pass through the same tiny road, I stopped my car just a few blocks away from the PUB's owner's house to give way to it and all the while the irritating PUB was running on the road, doing a zig zag, together with the Indonesian maid. By this time, I could not be bothered at the PUB and the maid as I thought the PUB had gone hiding under one of the parked cars behind me. After the blue Suzuki Vitara passed through, I was all ready to speed off (no, I didn't do that, of course!) but suddenly I heard a thud from outside my car. Crap, did I just scratch my neighbours' cars? I looked at my rear view mirror to check whether my prediction was true but nope, my car was at least 20 inches from other cars parked on the road.

I drove on a few metres and just wanted to make sure, decided to looked at my front view mirror and holy cow SOAB, the PUB was lying down motionless behind whilst the maid was shrieking her lungs out at the dog. Oh no, wtf - matike anjing tu??!!

I got out from the car, walked towards the maid and by this time the owner came out from the house to take the PUB away from the road, hugging it tightly on his chest. He settled himself at the porch whilst I stood outside the gate with the maid.

Maid : Aku suruh kamu berhenti, kamu nggak!!!

Me : (still calm) Saya mana boleh dgr kamu suruh saya berhenti! Lagipun saya mmg tak boleh nampak anjing ni dari dalam kereta. Saya sudah berhenti kereta tadi kasi sama itu Vitara jalan, bila saya jalan balik mana boleh nampak! (Towards the end of my sentence, I was already raising my voice. So typical of me)

Maid : Itu anjing itu (pointing towards a mongrel-looking (but could be of rare breed) owned by PUB's opposite neighbour) suka kejarin sama anjingnya.

(In between, the owner called his wife to come outside to look at the PUB and gosh, she was too shocked to say anything!)

Me towards the owner : I'm terribly sorry. I couldn't see you dog. It was running on the road and I didn't know it was under my car when I was stopping. I'm really sorry (I said sorry at least 10 times, ok!)

Owner : (Too shocked to say anything, he just showed his hands to me saying "It's ok" softly whilst his wife looked on at the PUB calling its name but damn, it didn't respond at all)

Knowing that I cannot be of much help, I asked the maid whether should we bring the dog to the vet and she just looked at me blankly and continued saying "Mati sudah anjing itu? Udah lama anjing itu sama tuannya".

Ho-kay, I really cannot help to make sure that the PUB's okay or not because the owners were hugging it tightly. So I decided to excuse myself, said sorry again to the owners and my departing words to the maid were "Saya kena pergi, saya taktau mcm mana nak tolong. Kalau ada apa-apa, saya di rumah 40".

I drove off to the office, entertained guests and came back home just a while ago.

I have never owned a pet before but I don't despise animals in general. I like my aunt's Yang Mak, a mixed-Persian-cat-turned-kucing-kampung although it is very aggressive towards us. It's huge and looks so cute when sleeping as it sleeps with all fours legs stretched. I felt terrible with the fact that I may have killed the PUB earlier this morning. So, I kept repeating the same question to my colleagues, "SHOULD I FEEL GUILTY?"

Majority of my colleagues said that it was not my fault and don't bother about it too much. A colleague had a similar incident and told me again and again "They don't think like humans, ok! That's why I langgar the kittens". Good answer.

Another colleague told me "No, it wasn't your fault. The owner should not have let it come out from the house compound without a leash". Even better, complete with a logical reason.

I asked my aunt, uncle, cousin and Mr. T and received mixed replies. Hell, apa-apa lah!

If the PUB's owners accused me of killing their beloved pet, I have my defence ready. Seriously, if that happens, expect an update from me real soon. I'm off to sleep feeling half-guilty (hahahahaha).

Saya Rok(iah)!

 

 

 

Beyonce "I Am..." World Tour Live In Malaysia 2009

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Axcess website

Marctensia website

♪ All the single ladies ♪ (yang dh kahwin tidak terkecuali), ♪

Save some of your next month's pay and let's go pop our hips at Beyonce's concert next month on Sunday the 25th yo! We're planning to purchase the numbered seats (RM183) together so we can sit togeder geder.If you wanna join all the fun give your names to Esah by next Friday 2nd Oct 09.

A little something to motivate u ols!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1WLExgxWmU&feature=popular

September 26, 2009

Sighting of Team 1 member at K-Hills

I felt really bleurghh today, so I decided to head to K-Hills to burn some calories. It was around 6.45pm (yeah I know very the lambat, but better late than ever) when I arrived.

I was suprised that there were still a lot of uncles and aunties walking during that time. I was probably 1.5km into my walk when I began debating with myself.

Kiasu Senah: "Maybe I should attempt 2 rounds today. Dengar kata Si Temah was here yesterday"

Sane Senah: "Tum pagal? It's nearing Maghrib already. Why do u wanna walk in the dark and see the monkeys transform into h@n70?"

Sane Senah won.

As I headed back to the carpark, I noticed that some people were only starting their walking/runnning regimes. I quickly glanced at my watch. It was 7.25pm. "Crazy people" Sane Senah muttered under her breath.

As I approached my car, my eyes caught the sight of a red Honda City. Kiasu Senah quickened her pace to check on the numberplate. "Laju jugak Minah ni" thought Sane Senah.

It was indeed - B** 1*.

"What!!!" screamed Kiasu Senah and Sane Senah in unison.

It was Temah. She was there again, for the second consecutive evening.

When I got back home, I quickly texted her "Oh Cik Temah pon ada di K-Hills jugak rupanya".

She replied.

Then Kind & Considerate Senah took over. She quickly texted Temah, Enon & Esah to invite them for 2 rounds of K-Hills tmrw morning.

Everyone replied in the affirmative. Yeay! But it may be just 1 round as this is Enon's maiden trip to K-Hills.

"We'll see", says Kiasu Senah with an evil grin.

September 25, 2009

The Pictorial Tale of F51M

Thursday 24/9/09

f51m, Kepong

Getting There

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8.30 am

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The 3km walk to the actual Bukit

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Setibanya di kaki bukit

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Acara memanjat

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This was then followed by the development of 'Pummelling Corpulence the Toblater Way' and the naming of the baby toblaters. There is photographic evidence of the list, however I refrain from posting it for now as something is wrong with my iPhoto and I can't edit it (to preserve anonymity) for now.

Law of Attraction

It all started yesterday.

A few of us Toblater gals (Esah, Enon, myself & honorary TBL mess) went beraya. We started off with Esah's hse, where she fed us all her yummy cookies (the Horlicks cookies are my personal favourite) and her oh-so-pedas fried macaroni. This was her way of sabo-ing Team #2's diet plan. Of course, the conversation veered into our TBL updates. My line of questioning to fellow team member, Enon began...

Enon: "Two nights ago, Esah and I went to U9t0*wn and had dinner"

Senah: "Ok so what was the damage?"

Enon: "Oh kueh teow goreng"

Senah: (Damnit tu my favourite jugak...musykil takkan tu je...kene probe further ni) "...and sotong goreng ke?"

Enon (smiles sheepishly): "A'ah.."

Senah: "Enon!!! I thought we had an open & honest relationship...kalau I tak tanya you takkan mengaku eh?"

Enon: "Jgnla marah Teacher...oh and I had another helping of kuey teow goreng"

Senah: "What???!!! (3 seconds lapsed) Chop ni dari kedai yg I suka tu ke? Sedap kan? Hehe"

Conclusion: Nampak sgt I cannot stay marah for long...confirm I team leader liberal

As the conversation dragged on, we realised we had to incorporate some positive thinking into our plan. That's when Esah suggested for us (Enon & myself) to read Law of Attraction by Michael J. Losier or The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. You see Esah comes from a family that loves to read all these serious self-help books. She confessed that she was the black sheep in the family as she loved all the chic lits and other reading material yg mengurangkan lagi IQ. So Enon's dad tries to practise elements of Law of Attraction and so she went on and on about what it preaches ("Oprah featured The Secret twice on her show ok"). Me being me...dengar jelah...Like it's not the first time I've heard of these books (I must admit I've googled about the books, researched about Laws of Attraction and Islam, read book reviews etc. I'm also on the mailing list of Law of Attraction -malu nak mengaku semlm)

Anyhoo~~ we soon adjourned to visit lil' Hamzah and his mummy. Since the last time I met HRH, I think he has changed quite a bit.  His chin is even more prominent now and his cheeks are blossoming to the extent that it is almost dwarfing his eyes, nose & mouth. In the 2 hours spent with HRH's mummy, 70% of the conversation centred on TBL & updates of the respective members. That's when LoA crept up again. I think it was either Esah or Enon who suggested we should go and visit the bookstore to get a copy of it after that.

And that's exactly what we did.

Along with Temah, we all headed to Th# Cu?v3. Btw, Temah brought along her copy of LoA versi Indon (cayalah Temah, nanti you summarise for all the Toblaters k?)

First stop: B05d3rs. No paperback. Being the cheapskates financially-savvy individuals that we are, we decided to check out M*H.

Second stop: M*H. Yeay! There were paperback copies. So Enon & I held on to our copies, while the rest were elsewhere checking out other stuff.

Temah was busy pestering the salesgirl to help her remove the plactis covers of all the books that she was interested in.

Esah & mess were at the mag section, browsing through all kinds of magazines from Ratu Sehari, Halal Hub (where mess spotted yummylicious D@r#1m- this story is reserved for a whole other entry) to even another mag that somehow now escapes my memory...where kayjay (this also deserves another entry :) is on the cover.

Well to cut a long story short, Enon & I have a copy of our own LoA. I'm proud to admit that I'm already on pg 62. Will update you gals on it once I'm done!

Love, I'm-in-the-process-of-having-a-slender-body Senah

September 24, 2009

The 9km Walk

I am amazed with myself. Left home at 7.30am this morning just to go for a walk / trekking at F-R-I-M (with the rival team, i might add). I'll usually leave for work at 8.00am (8.30am on the final week of Ramadhan), thus 7.30am is a big deal for me. Do not know what influnced me to do such but i am liking it. Let's do this again (chewah)!

Went back home and weighed myself. Discovered that I put on 0.6kg compared to yesterday. Bloody toast, mini spring rolls, milk tea and honey lemon juice. Tgk, skrg aku tak boleh nak makan nasi.

xoxo

esah

What Toblater is all about...

You are about to leaf through the journal of 6 food loving, chocolate craving, sweet toothed, simple every day lasses persevering the never ending quandary against the oleaginous and utterly sweet Malaysian delicacies. Divided into 2 groups, these lasses contend vivaciously, and yet viciously for the title of "The Biggest Loozer" under the guidance of 2 trainers with opposing modus operandi. Over the next 6 months, follow their compelling tales of forced diets, loathed workouts, weight loss supplements, amusing treacheries, inspirational insights, infectious gossips and all things related or unrelated to this trivial tussle of feminine, yet feisty vixens.