Mr. A : Eh, you dah kurus lah. You buat apa? ("You look slimmer. What did you do?")
Me : Tak buat apa la. Kan puasa ("Nothing. It was the fasting month")
Mr. A : Eh, you tak amik apa-apa ke? You nampak dah kurus ("Are you sure you did not take 'anything'? You look like you've lost some weight")
Me : Tak, I...
he then rudely quickly cut me off
Mr. A : I rasa you pakai baju hitamla sbb tu you nampak mcm dah kurus. Yelah, it's the baju ("I think the reason why you look slimmer is because you're wearing black. Yup, it's the top")
...and walked away.
I was stumped. Budussss.. (Stoooopiddddd).
Key Learning: If you think you've lost weight; do not wear black.
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Esah, I beg to differ on your learning outcome. If one has slimmed down and wears black, it will give the impression that one has lost double the amount of weight than is the case
4$$w1p3. ishhh positive bubble. positive bubble. positive bubble. ummmmmmmmm......
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