Flasher, Flasher, Flasher

When I was studying at an all-girls boarding school over a decade ago, I remember that there were several times when students had reported to Cik Aishah or Ustazah Noor Einee, Chief Warden and Assistant Warden respectively that they saw a male showing off and stroking his willy without being ashamed of himself in front of them. As for me, yes I was privileged enough at that time to have reported one similar case to Cik Aisah - we were young and naive, excuse me, and so cocooned up in our own world. So it was unacceptable for someone to flash his/her genital organs to the public!

Anyway, this usually happens when the students were at the surau - at the part where the retaining wall literally connects to the world outside (read: hostel life was akin to prison life to some girls. So imagine having a building that has a wall which connects itself to the outside world, regardless that the 'outside world' means one has to go through knee-high bushes, lalang yang tinggi and longkang besar!). To outsiders, to view my school's surau from behind the wall would be a cool thing to do, especially for men who are very sick in their minds with the intention to mengendap budak-budak perempuan hingusan yang tak tahu apa-apa at that time. This part of the surau was the most favourite spot amongst the senior students as it is in fact very secluded, especially during Ramadhan month whereby you can sleep here without getting caught by Ustazah Noor Einee or the prefects when you feel tired during Tadarus al-Quran.

Before the school put up a retaining wall (before they receive numerous complaints from the students on men showing off their willies in the public), the outside world was only separated by a 5-feet green fence (Ye ke on this facts? Lupalah!).

You see, I am no longer 17 (but my age never passes 25, ehem!) and living in a hostel but to have encountered a similar incident recently on seeing an unknown male stroking his willy vigorously, flashing it without shame, at my favourite jogging place was absurdly shocking!

That Monday evening, Diba, Senah and myself decided to walk at Lake Gardens (LG). We were considerably late when we started walking to LG from the Bank. We thought it would be fine because we (think) know the place quite well. So off we went although it was getting dark. Halfway through our walk/jog/gossip session, we heard noises from a small hill above us. We looked up in unison and holy schmolly, we saw a man was stroking his willy, in very fast motion, like no one's business. He was stripped naked but covered his face with a red/pink coloured cloth, leaving some space for his eyes. He had a small torch hanging down his waist (despite being naked) and his body was quite fair, as compared to me-lah! Oh man, a flasher - they still exist!

Damn, I took one look and when I saw that he was stroking his willy (maybe hoping to climax by the time we look up), I turned my head away and told the girls "Maybe we should run a bit?"

Senah who was intrigued in the first place, got her eyes glued at the man all the time - looking at him up and down repeatedly. However, she finally relented to run after thinking that the man could kejar us from behind. Diba, on the other hand, if I could describe how a perfect example of a delayed reaction would be, decided to look at the man again and again whilst running! She said the man was smiling when he saw us running. What an asshole! Nasib baik the man decided to stay put on the hill and tak turun kejar. Kalau kejar, korang will not be hearing from us anymore.

After the lake, we saw a group of Chinese uncles who had just finished exercising. Hmmm...maybe it could be one of them? Oh tidak, don't think so-lah!

We could not make out of the whole situation although we reported about the incident to the Pak Guard at LG. Sigh, there is very little that they can do because they have heard about flashers roaming around LG for quite sometime now. So we were not the only victims. This is Malaysia for you.

By the time we reached the Bank, it was very dark. We were safe nonetheless but we cannot forget until today how the flasher flashed his willy at us. For full description in terms of size and colour, maybe Senah can give better descriptions on that!

LBNL, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Say no to flashers, ok?